What do you like about John McCain?

Palin, with her farcical familial drama, is stealing all of McCain’s thunder. Let’s put him back in the spot light, and try to find his silver lining.

1. He has an excellent vocabulary! It takes a scholar to call one’s wife a “trollop!”

2. His hair and skin are nearly the same color. Monochromatic color schemes are so chic.

3. He “has proved his commitment with blood.” (R. Giuliani) That’s intense!

4. He has an adopted daughter from Bangladesh, so he’s a humanitarian, obV. Nevermind that we never see or hear about her.

5. He does that weird thumbs-up thing because he can’t raise his arms over his head. Old war injuries are badass!

6. He will prove to be a thoughtful leader, who will guide us into a new era of prosperity and peace.

7. His powers of diplomacy will win our country many international allies.

8. He wears nice ties.

I can’t think of anything else. Can you?