In the interest of full disclosure, we must come clean. None of us has actually been so bold as to try any of the weight loss schemes we’ve put forth. Until now.
Much like skinning a cat (who the fuck does that anyway? Unless it looks like this…), there are many methods by which an individual can undertake a Mexican Bladder Infection. I received one from our local dive bar but I’m including the recipe so you can make your very own at home.
Mexican Bladder Infection
Serves: Do you really want more than one?
Ingredients:
1 Shitty plastic cup
1 Ice cube (sucka free)
Tequila (some novelty brand that you’ve never heard of is preferable)
Cranberry juice
Unprotected sex (optional)
Contaminated water source (optional)
Cipro (optional)
Directions
Mix the drink using a 1 part juice 9 parts tequila ratio. Add in ice and optional ingredients according to personal preference and morals
Excellent when paired with a bag of Cheetos from your purse in the corner of the bar.
June 6, 2008 at 5:49 am |
haha i love the tags “gourmet” and “travel” on a post like this. one time my dad and i drank “ill never do it agains.” im ashamed to say what was in them. you had to take a shot of amaretto liqueur, bite into a cherry tomato, and then down a shot of tequila.
needless to say, our “creativity” was soon proved to be “utter stupidity.”
mika, is murielglass no more or is this just another of your hangouts? -dh
June 11, 2008 at 5:28 am |
this is just another hangout. kmeehan is a contributor, as is our other roomie, lorelle.