Pink is the New Ad Nauseum

By jame

pink condomDon’t get us wrong, we here at The Pleasure Dome are waaaay into boobs. And thanks to this year’s cutting edge line of breast cancer products, we’re now more aware than ever that our funbags are little more than ticking time bombs. Seriously though, why not shine the spotlight on any of the other equally marketable ladykillers? While we’re at it, why not disease-brand products that women actually buy?

Heart-shaped Baked Lays!

Wilfred Brimley tampons!

Special septicemia-edition Splenda! Fuck, do we even know what septicemia is?!

-Jame

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2 Responses to “Pink is the New Ad Nauseum”

  1. checktheclaws Says:

    solid post. one recommendation though; you guys should write your names at the bottom so the world wide web knows who wrote it!

  2. Kimmy Kim Says:

    Haha. “Lets buy the pink condoms and have sex in support of Breast Cancer!!” Geez. People will market anything off of anything. Funny and sad

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